Does anyone out there make summer running clothing bigger than something that would barely cover my hand? Seriously.
I have a big booty. Gasp. Yep. I said it. And you know what? I kinda like that big booty. Yep. Said that too.
But I wandered through Dicks, Sports Authority and Marshalls today, looking for something semi-specific. And realized that not one of their scraps of fabric would have a chance in hell of fitting over this booty.
What prompted this trip? Well...the last softball tourney I was in, I wore capris and got sunburned. Which left me with a really sexy tan line mid-calf. Seriously. Sexy. (Ha.)
I have another softball tourney coming up this weekend, and my hubby made a comment that someone said I should wear shorts to get rid of the tan line. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck about what someone else thinks. But since the hubbs brought it up, I figured I'd go look.
But here's the thing. I hate wearing shorts and running. I have super thick thighs. And shorts ride up. And are uncomfortable. And then I get self-conscious. I was looking for longer-ish tight shorts. Kinda like the bermuda length shorts, but made out of spandex or whatever high-tech spandex-look-alike fabric things are made out of nowadays. Because that spandex shit doesn't ride up. Or maybe one of those cute running skirts, with long-ish tight shorts under it.
Did you know that just about every single pair of those spandex-type shorts have like a 1/2 inch inseam? Seriously. No one, I repeat NO ONE wants to see me in that. Hell, I don't want to see me in that.
Anyways. Don't people realize that big chicks run too? And need appropriate clothing?
I need to start my own running clothing line. Called Curvy Chick Workout Wear. Or something like that.
So you're all just going to have to deal with my super sexy mid-calf tan line. Get over it.